rita rudner Quotes & Sayings

Here are your results for "

rita rudner

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

- Rita Rudner

When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'

- Rita Rudner

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

- Rita Rudner

I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.

- Rita Rudner

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

- Rita Rudner

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

- Rita Rudner

Page: [1] 2

Are you searching for quotes about rita rudner? We have hundreds of rita rudner quotes here at EndlessQuotes.com. Our staff is always adding new quotes from all different categories as well as rita rudner quotes, sayings and quotations. Feel free to search our quote database for any quote you are looking for and we are guaranted to have it no matter if it is a famous quote or an unknown quote.